Give the Gift of Poison

Gift-giving is great. A stress-free way to show someone that you care about them. Or it would be, if it wasn’t for those people. You know the ones – a family member or friend that are impossible to buy gifts for. “I don’t really need anything” or “I’ll like anything you get me!” can frequently be heard from these infuriating types. We all know that this is not the case.
If this person is a child or otherwise unable to consume alcohol, then we cannot help you. But for everyone else, there’s Poison…